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HOWARD NEMEROV
A teaches Nemerov, while B hates form,
C barely reads at all, D says, “I’ll
punt,”
E has great trouble simply keeping
warm,
F tells her boyfriend, “Go to Helen
Hunt”
G coughs, H sleeps with L, and then
with Q
I barely understands this crazy poem
J has a fit, and K says, “I’ll have
two”
It’s raining, so L spends the day at
home
M shows his penis to the wrong man, N,
O prays to “God,” P writes a note to Q
R bites S, T receives the bird from U,
V says to W, “Oh, no, boo hoo!”
X answers Y by dousing him with glue
Z undertakes
to have a Lovely Tryst,
Gives up free
verse: “I yam a Formalist!”
Apologies to
H. N. and his “A Primer of the Daily Round”
Nemerov
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